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Turd Recycler

The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.
Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.
by Mibbens May 24, 2025
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recycled beliebers

"Beliebers" who are now obsessed with One Direction.
2010: "I love Justin Bieber!" *twitter name is BeliebBiebs*
2012: "ONE DIRECTION IS SEXY AS FUCK! *twitter name is 1DFuckMe*

I used to be a Belieber, but One Direction is sexy, so I unfollowed Justin and the crew. (a.k.a. recycled beliebers)
by vipbiebersss July 12, 2012
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Recycle

To delete a text that is cringe/corny/unfunny
Man 1: Yo bro why did the chicken cross the road???
Man 2: What do you want you stinky faggot
Man 1: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
Man 2: Recycle this right now bro
by flow.1s May 4, 2025
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Recycled Comeback

When an individual tries to respond to an insult, but re-uses the same insult that they are responding to. This make them look dull and uncreative.
“At least I’m not a fuck face”
“Well, at least I’m not a face fuck
“Wow, what a recycled comeback”
by Thisismyaccountfuckoff May 23, 2021
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recycling

To go back to your previous significant others multiple times after failed relationships.
I wish my friend would stop recycling her ex-boyfriends.
by Annabelle490 September 27, 2015
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Recycle

When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits it back in his mouth and he swallows.
Beth’s parents asked why she didn’t have kids, Beth replied because Bobby recycles.
by Bastard20 December 17, 2021
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Recycling

Oh shit! Was I right about recycling too!? CAPTAIN ALWAYS-RIGHT!!!
Hym “Holy shit! This is like the twilight zone! I said that about recycling years ago! Everyone keep trying to prove me wrong with their studies and I’m just always right. I’m never not right! It’s insane. 🤞😖🤞 Billie Eilish wants to bang me. 🤞😖🤞Billie Eilish wants to bang me. 🤞😖🤞Billie Eilish wants to bang me. 🤞😖🤞”
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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