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Turkey's Ready!

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!
Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!
by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007
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Esports Ready

Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.
Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.

New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
by Pantallicus January 26, 2019
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shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort
After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..
by sheila in the car April 5, 2009
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Paul-Ready

To pack a bag with everything necessary for any given situation physically possible.
"Hey I'm kind of hungry."

"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."

"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack
by BikeMarine June 12, 2010
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not ready for prime time

The term to describe one who lacks the necessary level of knowledge,
skill and experience to be considered in the league of experts in a particular field...
The candidate's poor performance in the debate made it clear he/she was

not ready for prime time.
by sheila in the car June 18, 2013
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Sittin' on Ready

When she said my boyfriend was stepping out I told her I'm Sittin' on ready.
by Molly go lightly January 22, 2017
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dinner is ready

its not fucking ready
mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins
by Hey yall its Addison Rae January 22, 2021
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