Screaming Racoon

Put a log of poop on your partners eyes, and proceed to punch your fist into her vagina.

Cleavland steamer meets donkey punch (to the cooch) Screaming racoon

by Dangleesack September 25, 2009

raccoon cum

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.

Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer

by the yup April 16, 2013

Racoon

To Racoon: to dig through a pile of trash or disgusting mess to find something important

Racooning: to sift or soft through a giant nasty mess

"If they throw out my Xanax, I will SO Racoon that garbage can!"

Ashley: gah!
Tiffany: what happened to you?
Ashley: just had to Racoon the dumpster at Chipotle - left my retainer on my tray
Tiffany: girl, you nasty

Yolanda: Did you f*ck her?
Dante: no baby! She just blowing up my phone stalking me. I ain't seen nobody but you boo.
Yolanda: I'm bout to raccoon ALL yo shit- you better PRAY you ain't left no nasty ass snaps anywhere cuz I WILL find em

by CarolinaBelle July 6, 2016

alpha raccoon

an alpha raccoon is what you get when you survive a raccoon attack you get like 10 sec before he gose ape shit on u and ur house

holy shit its an alpha raccoon get the mega phone

by fitz1234 January 3, 2019

Baby Raccoon

The act of coming up from behind a standing, unexpecting man and proceeding to suck on his balls while looking up around his shaft and making eye contact with him, so all he can see is your beady eyes. resembles a baby raccoon sucking on the mother teet.

Dude, i went to my desk to grab a condom, she gave me a baby raccoon!

by PaulieRU November 21, 2007

Raccoon head

When a bitch is sucking your dick and bites down and steals your dick. Then she runs out the door and you never see her again

Kenny:Johnny is in the hospital.
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe

John: oh shit

by Alexismydad April 23, 2018

raccoon boi

the most powerful entity. is a huge nemesis to the human kind and has defeated many gods among those stands the almighty boot man who was the so called undefeatable. the raccoon boi can never be defeated by anything, not even the almighty broom who many gods have used in the past.

boot man: you can not defeat me raccoon boi
raccoon boi: *threatening squeal*
boot man: *attacks with broom and does 60 hp*
raccoon boi: *heals behind wall then charges and jumps at boot man*
boot man: *tries to swing but raccoon boi breaks broom with mindy powers*
raccoon boi: *bites boot man and the back of the neck causing inside to implode then become a black hole and evaporate his body*
boot man: *boot man.exe has crashed*

by blackterrer May 13, 2018