roflfw

An short version for rolling on floor looking for waffles. It's usually used in IM to confuse other people, or when you're hungry.

Person 1: What's up?
Person 2: roflfw
Person 1: Wha'?

by Kaiken C November 28, 2009

roflweats

An acronym for rolling on the floor laughing while eating a turkey sandwich

oh my god that was so funny! ROFLWEATS

The Hangover is so funny! roflweats!

by maxyanko November 11, 2010

ROFLAP

An internet acronym standing for "Rolling on the floor laughing and peeing." This refers to very rare instances when one is so overcome with hilarity that he or she pees as a result of violent fits of laughter.

When you hear an Instant Message reply that makes you burst out laughing. you reply ROFLAP

by syncpak March 23, 2011

Rolawn

Rolawn is the word commonly used in the UK and Europe as the generic name for 'lawn turf' or 'turf grass'. Rolawn itself is Europe's largest producer of lawn turf and therefore the name has cemented itself amongst gardeners and landscapers as the generic form for turf grass.

What you need to do is dig up that old grass and rolawn the area instead. It'll come up beautifully green and lush if you do.

by Turf Grass October 30, 2011

Roflwaffle

The epitome of Rofl. Simply due to the fact waffles are superior to pancakes in every way.

"Dude, did you see 30 Rock last night?"
"Yeah, that show is Roflwaffle"

by Admiral Waffleton December 6, 2012

Roflwacuma

Rolling on floor laughing with a cucumber up my arse

That shit was funny. Not only did i LOL, i ROFLWACUMA

by MistaSpeaker July 28, 2021

roflan

A made up Russian dialect, consisting of different words with unusual "-ich" ending. Was invented by EvilArthas, a. k. a. Papich, a former ukranian dota streamer

roflanEbalo

by GnomeX February 21, 2024