Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.
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When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.
"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019
Get the road ramen mug.I made Matt road chow me on my way to family dinner, had his face looking like a glazed doughnut once we arrived.
by Work trailer October 2, 2019
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Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."
by babyudon December 22, 2020
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A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.
Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”
by An annoyed Motorist July 28, 2021
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Man, I miss my main road dogs Jim and Kristin. Remember the time we took off to Buckeye Lake and got lost? Good times.
by music luvah May 7, 2010
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