Quaranstream

Streaming media while under Coronavirus quarantine.

If my office closes because of Coronavirus I’m going to quaranstream Netflix all day.

by Overthinker Anonymous March 11, 2020

Quarantcleaning

noun/verb

Also
Quarantclean - noun/verb

the action of making something virally clean, especially the inside of a house during a pandemic.

Mom “The World Health Organization says to wash your hands regularly and thoroughly and self isolate to mitigate viral spread.”
Son “But, it’s St. Paddy’s Day, the guys are all going on a bender Downtown!
Mom “If you do go out, instead of helping me quarantclean the house and Nanna dies from the virus, you will be disowned. Lucy will get the house and Jocey will get the 41k”
Son “Fer fak sake... Jeeze, Mom! It is no different than the common cold. I ain’t quarantcleaning nothing!

by JonnyRock68 March 15, 2020

Quarantine Pussy

A girl who’s hot enough that you wouldn’t mind being stuck with her at home for long periods of time

Damnn that girl is so hot, she definitely has that quarantine pussy...

by Zephyrhillspapi March 17, 2020

quarantinder

When you're so bored from being quarantined you fire up your tinder account to search for your quaranqueen

Hey bro what have you been up to the last couple weeks?

Dude I was so bored from self isolation and social distancing I ended up doing some quarantinder

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quaranstream

Shows you stream while in quarantine.

Q: Hey what should I quaranstream?
A: Oh you should totally binge Criminal Minds, Greys Anatomy, Gossip Girl, and House MD!

by 0924Curran March 22, 2020

Quarantinable

The high level of which one is desirable to spend an extended period of time locked up in seclusion together.

Regan is so chill and quarantinable. I could just spend an eternity with her on this mountain.

by idsign23 March 24, 2020

Quarantine'cation

The act of federal government imposed and regulated self quarantine for a extended duration longer than 7 days,so no work becomes a 7 day vacation.

The president of US told my company to allow me to work from home; but I ended up going to beach & watching Nextflix during the whole Quarantine'cation period!

by Coastalgent72 March 25, 2020