quaffle

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

by Ppabs September 4, 2005

quaffaw

Hard flick of the Scrotal sack, intended to inflict pain on the subject

"Ah, I just got quaffawed"

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

Qwaffle

A waffle made of cake batter in a belgian waffle iron.

The qwaffle can be made of any flavor cake batter (i.e. devil's food, white, funfetti, etc.) and covered with frosting.

by Northern Michigan Univ Student June 16, 2011

quaf hair

Hair that flows to perfection

Zachs quaf hair makes all girl want to ski with him and jed while playing hockey

by Quaf May 21, 2016

quaffled

V.

Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.

Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.

by Murdock March 4, 2005

quafin

when your boys get to hype and start talking reckless

jake: "yo i hate max "
chris: "yeah he be quafin for real"

by ctwills15 January 18, 2011

quiff juice

when a girl quiff in your face and excess piss or cum flys at your face at a high volocity

last time i eat out that fuckin cunt she gave me some nasty ass quiff juice.

by rob killuh gilz January 17, 2009