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preteen

A child (normally female) between the ages of 9-12. Some preteens are smart,funny and pretty. But some fit the stereotype of...well Justin Bieber fan girl.
Weird Preteen:
Girl 1:Omg! Like I just ran out of eyeshadow!*cries*
Girl 2:”oh no do you need some comfort”
Some of us (like me,I hate Justin Bieber and Disney channel but I don’t watch MTV)
Are normal:
1:how did you do on the math practice test?
2:I failed.
1:you wanna study with me? I got a 95.
2:yea tomorrow good?
1:sure

And lasty most of use don’t type LiKe DiS.
(Also for clarification I’m 10)
Preteen 1:SARA MY LIFE IS RUINED!MY DAD SAID I CAN5 RIDE IN THE FRONT SEAT OF YOUR CAR!
Preteen 2 (normal):ehh that’s fine! Stop being a drama queen!
Preteen 1:UHH, IM NEVER HANGING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN!
Preteen 2:that’s fine I want some normal friends that aren’t drama queens.
by MyDogBo May 24, 2020
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piret

oh who is that lovely woman?
Oh, that’s Piret
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🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.
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pretencious cock sucker

One who is adicted to the sucking of a cock.
Mrs. Kleisley is a pretencious cock sucker.
by Bob May 3, 2003
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Rebecca Puretz

This indirectly blunt Broadway ensemble dancer was born and currently lives in New York City and enjoys using spray-paint to graffiti her cramped, one bedroom flat. She makes a living by creating masterpieces using various medias, including but not limited to: old soda cans, worn out markers, and hair from her many pet gerbals. The term "starving artist" applies in Rebecca's case, as she can most likely be found mooching off her multiple friends, who address her as "Bec."
Rebecca Puretz has appeared in multiple Broadway shows, including Movin Out in 2002.
by TulipsandLilies September 9, 2008
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Pretend Dream

When you are in bed and trying to go to sleep you make things up in your head that you want to dream about
my dream last night was no where near as cool as my pretend dream before hand
by QlitComando December 29, 2010
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Pretendionaire

Person who acts like they are a millionaire when they are not.

In most cases, their debts to assets are highly leveraged.
"Whoa, Jeff must be rich to be driving that Mercedes"

"Nah, he's leasing that car like the pretendionaire that he is."
by Excel Pimp September 6, 2012
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