pursebeer

Beer + Purse = Pursebeer

"Hey, want to go into the bathroom and drink a pursebeer?" "Awesome innovention, friend."

by TEAMAWESOME2 September 19, 2009

Purple Houdini

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

by RBAK July 5, 2016

Purse Water

A pint of alcohol or a flask that you store in your purse or backpack on a daily basis for convenient shots while out in public, especially in restrooms, movie theaters and chaotic Uber rides with your degenerate friends.

Erin has to go to CVS to buy more purse water

by Pint of Fun June 14, 2018

Purple Skittle

Your special person/soul mate. Your other half. Some would call the love of ones life.

Sees the good and bad and loves unconditionally.

The person that brings out the best in you in a healthy and positive way. Sexually, Emotionally, and Physically.

I want to find my purple skittle.

I’ve found my purple skittle.

by DangleSnipeCelly July 10, 2021

purba

purba is the most amazing, showstopping, spectacular and hottest person alive.
she is a goddess and we shall all bow down to her amazing leading skills.
it is our destiny to praise purba as she will look over us in the grave.
purba is god and the leader of your life.
if you ever come across a purba it is law to give all your belongings to her.

person: is that a god?
person2: no it’s purba

by 🦨 November 29, 2021

Purpletard

A Choking mentally disabled person

“Hey! go help that purpletard!”

by Gretchen69420 January 1, 2022

pursing

Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.

I saw a girl who purses at the store pull her keys out of her vagina.

bio-pursing

by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009