revenue-pumping-whore

a traffic cop who actively produce ticketed fines for refractions, regardless as to how minuscule they may be, in order to increase his statistics in upholding regulations and the funding of city municipals.

Yesterday a revenue-pumping-whore ticketed me for J-walking, simply 'cause I crossed the street after the warning light was flashing red!

by JasperIsDead July 29, 2012

seive pumping

This is when a man ejaculates over a woman’s face through a kitchen sieve. The cum is then evenly distributed over said woman’s face (SP)

You have a face that looks like it needs a good seive pumping

by Jessjo83 January 10, 2018

sludge-pumping

1.pumping raw sewage into or out of a container.

2.takes place during anal copulation when the fuck whos fucking the butt begins the production of anal excrement

"Little Sally was grossed out because she caught a whiff of my shit when I was sludge-pumping her"

by PrimeTimeR July 20, 2008

Gas Pumping

An act of sexual foreplay involving 2-3 people. One person farting into their sexual partners mouth, this partner then breathes in the fart gas. This inhalation of fart gas should make them burp. This person then burps the fart gas either back into the farters mouth or into the mouth of the third person; depending on how many people there are.

"Hunny, Shall we get this gas pump going or what?"

"Oh I've never tried gas pumping before"

"Oh it's easy, il teach you"

by Chercules June 28, 2014

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

ghost pumping

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.

"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."

by Icantbreathe1996 March 5, 2016