Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.
Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared
by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013
An older wrinkly woman who only hangs out with gay men. Very similar to a fag hag. Typically in allot of debt and has no assets.
by Cruz Chch May 19, 2011
The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.
Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023
Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.
Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!
by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023
You put your dick in someone’s mouth, have them close it, and have their mouth fill up with saliva so you can base your cock in it until it prunes
Pruning can also refer to long and sloppy top that results in your dick pruning
Pruning can also refer to long and sloppy top that results in your dick pruning
“Yo bro I’ve had a long day, I just want a good pruning”
“This jackass just cut me off, PRUNE ME ASSHOLE!”
“This jackass just cut me off, PRUNE ME ASSHOLE!”
by Rob’s Brain Speaks January 12, 2021
The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.
Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.
Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.
Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.
by imastarryeyedsurprise September 28, 2010
by Jamin D May 27, 2022