Protagonist Syndrome

Common tendency in works of fiction, although mostly illustrated in anime and manga, for protagonists or heroes to be very intellectually skilled normally, but be very dense when it comes to social interactions.

"Dude, Makoto from Danganronpa 1 has borderline protagonist syndrome. He tears through the class trials, but can't even take a hint from a single love interest."

by daniel_the_adamant March 16, 2020

Prothalamion

A song in celebration of a wedding.

The prothalamion began as the wedding got under way.

by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003

potalot

a human being who inhales much marijuana smoke foreveron

That big goober is a potalot.

by Father time October 8, 2005

profalactives

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

by iNella December 29, 2008

Voice Portal

A cell phone or a mobile device.

Hit me up on my Voice Portal.

by Vinchenzenator June 5, 2007

Friction Portals

Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.

Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.

person 1: I will fuck your mother!

Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!

Person 1: How does that work?

Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.

Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.

by LTG geck0 March 30, 2009

penis portal

Another term for a girl who sleeps around.

After having sex with her boyrfriend in the bar bathroom, Penelope, being the penis portal that she is, left to go have sex with her best friend's boyfriend that same night.

by Capri Baker April 25, 2006