proper melly

When you are describing someone who is either weird,stupidor a retard

That girl over there is a proper melly

by Keeneanos April 4, 2017

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Get the proper mellymug.

proper ting

a very atrative person

friend 1: se that girl over there she's quite fit init
friend 2: yeah she's a proper ting still

by hansomeinit April 9, 2021

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Get the proper tingmug.

Proper Pie

Reference to a persons behind/bottom/ass, that it is so gorgeous/sexy/hot that you just want to bury your face in it.

-Hey! Look at that ass. That's some proper pie.

-Check out that guy. He's got some proper pie.

-Dude, did you see that girl?
-Yeah! Proper pie.

by TheNewYorker June 2, 2014

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Get the Proper Piemug.

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016

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