shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

proactionary principle

The proactionary principle is the principle of being proactionary

The proactionary principle is inherently better than the precautionary principle.

by Chris 🐐 January 31, 2023

potation

the act of drinking, a person who drinks can also be referred to as a potator.

this weekend i plan to start my bi-weekly potation and suffer myself completely inebriated

by pookay September 15, 2010

promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.

(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"

by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009

prebating

Masturbaing to the point of pre-cum before a masturbating competition

That fucker was prebating and thats why he won the comp!

by Notallen1 October 30, 2007

pyrobation

When you get out a match, light your dick on fire, then bang your partner.

Jill: Hey, how fast did you run on the mile test?
Joan: Slow, because Jack gave me pyrobation last night.

by Errr.... April 27, 2005

Irish Promotion

A demotion.

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.

by Fucks-A-Lot November 7, 2011