Presidential Consummation

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.

“Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”

by remmytherat4 July 13, 2022

presidential grudge fuck

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.

It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.

by YAWA November 17, 2023

Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017

Presidential

Instead of making derogatory remarks like, retard, faggot, nigger, spic, Jew, etc, let's use a word that has disappointed the masses for years, president or presidential for a more broad term.

Yo, bro, that was the most presidential thing I have ever seen!

You are the biggest president I have ever seen.

Dude, do you know him? You are a serious Pice President

by jcr987 August 29, 2019

presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."

Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020

Presidential fade

Calling off or breaking up with a significant other by reaching out and making an effort in the relationship less and less until the significant other is being ignored.

Rather than being straight forward and breaking up her boyfriend Jim, Susan did the presidential fade.

by ABirdM June 29, 2022

Pulling a presidential

"'Pulling a Presidential' describes the tactless action of aggressively seizing a woman's vulva in an attempted display of dominance. Inspired by former President Trump's infamous and disrespectful 'grab her by the p***y' comment.

John got caught 'pulling a Presidential' at the office party.

by PickleLizard91 December 1, 2023