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Precided

Used to define a individual of godlike status or of extreme skill in playing video games.
"Have you seen this new pro player?"
"Who?"
"His name is Precided! He's my god and I wish to be like him one day!"
by 100%NotPrecided March 18, 2022
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99 precinct

Guy #1 what’s the precinct name number in Brooklyn 99?
Guy #2 it’s the 99 precinct
by Flamingo76 November 11, 2020
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Gamer Precipitation

The accumulation of moisture and humidity in the groin that is a result of prolonged episodes of seated gaming. This leads to the chemical creation of the ever-pleasant “flammable smelling” gamer gooch sweat. Upon the occurrence of gamer precipitation, most clothing articles below the waist would more than likely be considered not useable outside of home.
Dude, I played Minecraft for so long yesterday that I was collecting my gamer precipitation like rain water.
by Exploding Lemon February 2, 2023
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Precocious

A kid who hit puberty by six.
Guy 1-The kid is driving a car, that's almost impressive except he's gotta pull over, he doesn't need to be driving.
Guy 2- Would you quit being so hard on the kid, he knows what he's doing.
Guy 1- Yea, you're right I'm overthinking it, I should keep going its nothing.
Guy 2- Are you okay man? Its just a kid driving, you never saw a kid driving.
Guy 1-That kid had to be in kindergarden.
Guy 2-So you never saw a kindergarten driver, he's a little precocious, what's the matter? The kid is fine, let him drive.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
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precise

Bonzo, he so precise, he piss on a plate and never splash.
by Cort November 5, 2003
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Precrastination

A behavior which is characterized by doing things before even knowing what to do.
Theo was a terrible precrastinator. His precrastination always caused big messes that had to be cleaned up by others.
by Emperor MAR July 14, 2009
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precutter

A person who cuts their food (such as pancakes or steak) before they start to eat it. Precutters are often scared of commitment.
Jessica is such a precutter; she just cut up all her pancakes before eating anything. What a loser, we are never inviting her to IHOP again!
by ilikebeards January 2, 2010
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