Potty Flop

The act of falling off the toilet (face first) while drunk.

Dude where did you get that shiner?

Man I was drunk as hell last night and passed out on the john and and ended up busting a potty flop on my face!

by Zouse February 23, 2015

Potty Mouth

Someone who texts or talks while they're on the john.

Adam thought it was awkward hearing Joe grunt on the phone until, he tole him he was potty mouthing.

by drummer13 December 16, 2008

potty box

A litter box for dogs. Usually used on a patio or deck and contains sod or artifical grass.

We live in an apartment with no yard, but a huge balcony. We purchased a potty box so the dog could relieve himself.

by emmecj May 16, 2008

Concrete potty

When a man masturbates and then pisses

"yo, I had the nastiest concrete potty EVER!"

by Brian Venturino January 6, 2008

Potty Thinker

A person who comes up with the best ideas when he is in his potty putting shit.

John is a real potty thinker.

by *J()3* January 5, 2008

Potty Fake

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.

"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."

by Hemispherium December 17, 2012

Potty Pooper

Someone who smokes a blunt while also sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Also refers to the guy at that sits on the corner of the party and smokes by himself.

" Dude stop being a potty pooper. Flush, and pass the blunt."

by LJRu February 18, 2010