pole position

first car to arrive to a red light (sarcastic)

Driver exclaimed, "F@!#, pole position again!", as he caught the fifth red light in a row.

by James_Hunt February 14, 2008

Obama Position

The sexual position where two or more people get into a bed and spend 15 to 45 minuets each talking about how the sex is going to be and of all the sexual positions in which they will do that night. Afterwards, neither of them do any of those previously promised things and just go to bed.

We wanted to do safe sex after the prom, so my girlfriend and I decided to do the Obama Position. Needless to say, neither of us were satisfied that night.
obama sex sexual positon

by SolarKneecaps June 6, 2011

positron

An elementary particle similar to an electron, except that it has a positive charge instead of a negative charge. It is an antiparticle, which is a particle that forms antimatter.
When a positron comes into contact with an electron, they annihilate each other, releasing energy.

Look, I got a jar of positrons! I think I'll open it.

No, you fool!!

(KABLOOOMM!!!!)

by bob882 July 6, 2004

postin up

To post up is to chill somewhere. For example, someones home, a street, or any other location.

-Where you at?

-I'm just postin up at my crib.

by Mark Connor December 17, 2008

Masonry Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonry position--she laid like a fucking brick.

by Dweebston February 24, 2011

Pospita

Piece of shit pain in the ass.
Originated in Winchendon, mass.

You know what you are a pospita.

by Bronxman March 19, 2013

Lamp posting

"lamp posting" A term used to describe an internet user who will reply to a post they have no interest in, just to fulfil their urge to leave a mark on their surroundings, like a dog and a lamp post.

"Bob, your are lamp posting, just skip past the thread"

by Calibreton August 27, 2018