69 position

position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69

we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.

by Jake February 04, 2004

HOV Positive

Having enough occupants in your vehicle so as to legally use an HOV lane.

With my two kids in the car, I'm HOV positive!

by Locotrol October 23, 2008

sex positions

variuos positions to have sex in, such as:missionary, 69,etc.

me and my man have tried many sex positions

by much love and peace April 05, 2008

Lightning Position

A sex position normally performed in an abandoned barn or open field during a lightning storm. No animals required.

One individual squats down with his/her hands tied behind their head and blindfolded, then, the other individual puts a dingdong into their mouth, gets under the squatting individual, and uses vertical force to try and shove the dingdong up the anus of the squatting individual quickly... the squatting individual will normally make an erotic sound similar to that of thunder while flashing their nipples, resembling lightning.

Larry got that bitch in lightning position, but his dingdong was too big to shove up the anus.

by jtownman123 August 22, 2009

Body positivity

It's not being fat and calling it healthy, that's for sure

Jessica: "omg, I'm so fat"
Her friend: "yes girl, hashtag body positivity

A person with a brain: "shut up fatty, that's not body positivity "

by yourfat1234 February 26, 2021

Pirate Position

When taking your partner from behind, pull out and spit on her back just before you cum, she will think you have finished, as she turns her head unleash the full venom of your load into her face. She should grasp her eye and yell aaarhhh!

Last night i tried out the technique, squirting my man milk into my wifes eye, she gasped aarhh and put her hand over her eye to wipe my nut muck from her face looking like she had an eye patch, therfore i perfected the pirate position!

by The Spunk Pistol April 05, 2010

Assume the position

assume the position: To tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. The person who is being told assumes they will be receiving something soon.

For example if I want to do my girlfriend doggie style I will tell her to assume the position.

by Old mr Fickelsworth gots game January 30, 2010