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Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.
What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.
by Spinroyd October 15, 2013
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juxt into position

the complex manipulation of people so that they are maneuvered into position to achieve a desired goal.
My desires are complex, and so I need to juxt into position the various players who can fulfill their tasks to achieve my objective.
by Vorlon007 August 14, 2016
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Positive Paul

1. Someone who is always optimistic and who always sees the good in things.
Dude: "Whoa! You just got mugged man!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money."
Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!"
by Snurner101 March 22, 2009
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Sniper position

The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.
I was in sniper position when I ate that coochie for matinee hours this morning
by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022
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posi

short for positive, and is a widely accepted term among scenster hardcore kids. most commonly used in songs by the band Good Clean Fun.
"dude, that wasn't very posi"
by J.L.V August 26, 2003
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assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
by mandingoe May 26, 2004
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