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porting

When the Marines or Navy come back to their homeland and start hooking up with girls/guys and having sexual intercourse later on.
Would you look at that, a bunch a guys in the Navy are porting a bunch a girls. Hopefully, they'll pull out before they're in more trouble.
by Toltendo November 27, 2010
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Afghani Love Potion

A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.
Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!

Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.
by HabibLovesYou November 6, 2007
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mike portnoy

Greatest. Drummer. Ever. For Dream Theater.

Many people say that Neil Peart of Rush is a better drummer than he is. Fact is, he isn't. You see, Peart is more influetial on his off-beat drumming skillz, but Portnoy has more skillz period. So Portnoy would be the better drummer, Peart would be the better influence.
This is like Jimi Hendrix - Yngwie Malmsteen. Doing a battle.

Jimi Hendrix's skillz, although very great, were not quite as good as Yngwie's. He was, however, a great influence to pretty much every other guitarist in the world.

Yngwie Malmsteen, may be one of the most talented guitarists ever to walk this earth. However, he took all his skillz from the greats before him, and expanded on their ideas.
by deldelda July 29, 2004
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Portola

A small mountainous town in Plumas County which lies in North Eastern California which in known for it's railroad history and is full of hicks. Commonly referred to as "Portoilet" or "Reno's bedroom" do to the large number of residents who work in Reno.
I live in Portola. You live where? Portola California. Where the heck is that?
by Someone born in Portola:-) January 23, 2009
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Portillo

Failure to accomplish a small feat needed to achieve a larger goal which you were expected to reach. Comes from former British Defense Secretary Michael Portillo's constituency loss to the Labour Party in 1997, Portillo had been expected to hold his seat and lead the Conservative Party in opposition, however his loss lead to an obscure career of making documentaries about trains.
A: Shit man, you see the election? He would've been Prime Minister if he hadn't lost his own seat.

B: Yeah, he really pulled a Portillo there.
by STwigg July 21, 2010
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porteous

To fall unconscious whilst in the midst of penetration and then awaken later with no recollection of the event.
benson:did you hear about giles?
finley:oh no, he didnt pull another porteous did he? crikey!
by The LIbrarian November 8, 2006
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brittany portwood

She is very stubborn and likes gossip, she could get whatever guy she wanted but not in a good way, she is a whore. Most everyone hates her and those who are her "friend" are only being used by her. She is rude to everybody and thinks very highly of herself. She is most comenly known as a slut and a whore. Brittany portwoods are usually "twofaced" and talk bad about other people. If you see a Brittany portwood run bc u might get infected.
by Jakobbbbbbb October 31, 2013
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