Sex and Popsicles

A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.

"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."

by Andrew Walters December 1, 2007

Russian Popsicle

When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.

I got Kelly to suck my russian popsicle.

by RevRob81 April 23, 2008

Ball Popsicle

A ball popsicle is when a female takes such joy in licking your testicles, they essentially emulate a popsicle.

The fine bitch made a ball popsicle out of my shit.

by Nino Bambino April 6, 2004

Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 12, 2011

pimpsickle

1. A doobied up manwich placed as an ornament on a car.
2. A Pimp swagger stick used to beat down the hoboes and the hoochies.

"I'm gonna rectify your jargon with my Pimpsickle."
"Ma, Gramah deficated on the lawn again, you better get the pimpsickle."

by Widgit and DA Gangle July 31, 2003

fudge popsicle

when a couple has anal sex and the man's (or the pitcher in a gay relationship) cock gets all shitty

"Too bad she was constipated last night"

"How come?"

"We had anal sex and I ended up getting a fudge popsicle"

by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh March 27, 2009

POPsicle

Step 1: Tupperware container by the bed
Step 2: Add semen bi-nightly (do not ejaculate any other time- keep your loads abundant and potent!)
Step 3: Rotate nights with your best bud
Step 4: Place a popsicle stick in the middle
Step 5: Freeze during the day
Remember: Make sure you don't get any on the stick!
Step 6: Once you've collected an abundant supply (the more the merrier!!), find a kinky female on a hot summer day
Step 7: Run the outside of the tupperware container in warm water
Step 8: Remove your POPsicle by the stick
Step 9: Donate your POPsicle to the luck lady and make sure she shares with her ladyparts!
Step 10: Take bets on who will be the daddy

Cumboxes are so lame, lets make a POPsicle instead!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012