twat poof

a vagina fart. usually after sex.

"What was that noise?"
"Oh, sorry, just a twat poof."

by feefee April 4, 2005

phantom-poof

Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.

After letting out some gas, Jim phantom-poofed into Jon's face.

by Dan Haber December 3, 2005

poof

something that is blown up, or enlarged.

something a magician does

"her dress is poofy"
"thats a bit poofed up"
"poof and it appeared"

by phiney May 19, 2007

poofed

To expand; enlarge; poof out.

The cat was agitated. His tail was poofed out.

There was a strong wind today. Her skirt poofed out as the wind caught it.

by All Seeing Meteo June 11, 2006

Poofta

Mostly an Australian word.

Poofta = Cunt + Pussy + Faggot

Can be used as either an insult or a compliment depending on the tone or the surrounding words.

Insult Example:
Bob: Oi Jeff
Jeff: Yea m8?
Bob: You are the biggest fucking poofta ive ever met you piece of shit!

Compliment Example:

Luke: I banged Caitlin last night!

Derek: You are the sickest poofta out there m8!

Luke: Swag.
Derek: Swag.

by Poofta Killer November 2, 2014

poofs

A group of queers who are in between gay and strait.

"Oh,me and Fanny are right poofs. Atleast I hope we are."

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

poofnuts

a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both

straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!

by mandus January 28, 2004