white poodle

Me: What is Jon doing tonight?
Her: That fool is chasing the white poodle.
by MC PD June 26, 2006
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Toy Poodle

A male who blatantly disregards sexism against men and campaigns for women's rights in the hopes of receiving a belly rub or a treat.
Sharon: "Men are such pigs, they just fart and burp and fuck around."
Harold: "That's kind of offensive, Sharon."
Ben: "Leave Sharon alone, Women aren't given enough credit."
Harold: "You're a bit of a Toy Poodle, aren't you Ben?"
by digitalerie September 02, 2014
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Poodle Rat

She looks sweet and kind with minor sluty clothes. Others see her as normal and kind and a little quiet. That all changes when you have a dick.

She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.

Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.

Never trust a poodle rat.

*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*
"Bro she looks cute"
"Nah man she's a total poodle rat"
by YoungMetroDontTrustYa September 18, 2016
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ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"
by misstaken April 22, 2010
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tuna poodle

An undouched,water logged, pruned vagina with a stubble resembling the hair of a tea cup poodle.
Damn girl you need to do something about that tuna poodle it stinking up the whole damn house
by Mr aledgedly June 10, 2019
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Poodle-tude

Dang, my dog’s got the biggest poodle-tude today! One second he’s so sweet , then the next he turns into a gremlin.
by la1ne April 19, 2021
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Poodle puncher

Sick ass band of 3 females who jam out and spread positivity around the world
Wow jimmy poodle punchers rocked last night
by Punchedpoodle September 17, 2022
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