porcelain pull

The act of grabbing onto both sides of the toilet as if to life the toilet off the ground, to forcibly evacuate your bowels

Man, I was crunchin' a grumpy so hard the other day I had to use the porcelain pull to get it out

by tonyamolly January 22, 2009

porcelain piss

When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.

"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"

"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."

by thelol6 December 26, 2010

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

Porcelain Elevator

The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.

Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...

by MirrorsGrin May 3, 2012

Porcelain Growler

A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.

Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.

I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.

by Asher327 January 7, 2015

porcelain butterfly

What is the anorexia nervosa, pro- anorexia and pro-ana's slang The meaning of Butterflies' world Anorexia nervosa- an eating disorder characterized by irrational fear of putting on weight. Usually involves an excessive weight- loss.
Porcelain Butterflies- group of girls who join the Internet forums or lead blogs connected with Anorexia disease. They promote Anorexia or Bulimia as a life- style. - Being thin is more important than being healthy Pro- ana's ways of support Next to the skinny problem, media creates a new canon of beauty.

Ana is tall, tanned and slim with long legs and slender body. She is such a porcelain butterfly!

by porcelainarmor April 14, 2017

Porcelain Polio

When you defecate on the toilet for so long that your legs go numb and you can’t walk.

I was on the Facebook app when I was shitting, I was on the toilet so long that I had a terrible case of porcelain polio.

by Yhtomit Noswad November 20, 2017