poobonic plague

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

by RMusick March 12, 2012

Poober please

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.

Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."

by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014

Pooboi

Grey Goose

Boat shoes, no socks.

You know the type.

This guy is a straight up pooboi

by wellsnjosh March 10, 2017

Poobong

A type of illegal substance smoked in a bong.

Yeah mate, flaming poobong

by Noah the drain rat November 2, 2017

pooey bottom

Something you get after visiting India

Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.

Severe diarrhoea.

"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."

"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."

by Happy Squirrel 24 April 20, 2018

poob

a noob but you call it a poop idiot but you call poob cause they are 2 times worse than just a noob.

"hey how do i text a message shortly in sort style?"Jeana asked "omg you poob idiot you dum dum you don't know omg you're such a poob noob

by Earth Worm Sally May 24, 2018

pooberg

When you poo so much that some of the poo comes out of the water in the toilet. That is a pooberg

I pooberged the shit out of that toilet back there. Left it for the next person to admire too.

by Poo123Master December 4, 2018