Poke Boating

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.

"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

by cutting rainbows April 08, 2009

poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.

I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.

by Pestac September 21, 2004

Jef-Poke

When you go around a corner and expose more than you need to.

Graham, you didn't need to do a Jef-Poke

by Scarabytes July 04, 2021

throw a poke into

term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress

Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her

by sheila in the car June 12, 2009

Yeovil Poke

A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy.
Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise.

"oi you stole my hat! i'm guna give you the Yeovil Poke!!!" *shake fist*

by Sarah Purchase October 28, 2007

Practice Poke

The act of frivolous fornication with an unfortunate-looking girl to prepare you for more pleasurable, longer-lasting sex with a hot girl later in the night.

"Hello, could I practice poke you?"

"Ey Bob, I totally just practice-poked Betty."

by i81u812didn'tu? January 31, 2009

poke sallet

The term poke sallet is an old Southern term for the cooked young leaves of the poke weed. Sallet comes from Middle English and refers to a mess (another Old or Middle English term) of greens cooked until tender. The term Polk Salad is a gentrified way of referring to poke sallet, and I'm afraid it reflects our inferiority complex when it comes to standing up for our Southern terminology. We are not making a mush of Polk Salad; actually, we are being true to our English ancestors who settled here a long time ago.

Some folks around here always add a little molasses and fatback to the water when they cook their poke sallet. That's the traditional way.

Don't you just love Tony Joe White's song Poke Sallet Annie?

by Flem Snopes July 13, 2008