A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it
by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019
Get the Hairy plumsmug. by Dicktionair-e September 26, 2022
Get the plum dumbmug. by ZionTheIcon July 13, 2020
Get the toasted plummug. To "Hang Plum" is for a male individual to have large, swollen testicles that swing about when they move.
Tabitha: "Hey Curzak I've heard Steve has a huge ballsack, have you seen it?"
Curzak: "oh yeah, the dude can really Hang plum"
Curzak: "oh yeah, the dude can really Hang plum"
by Big spunk December 27, 2017
Get the Hang plummug. A surreptitious and un-solicited grope of the testicles. Most commonly encountered in homo-erotic environments eg. dark corners at gay clubs. Similar to the female 'muff pat'.
by honeybear 9001 November 29, 2010
Get the plum-cupmug. An injury to the testicular region, resulting in short or longer term damage to the plums, including general soreness, swelling, lacerations, or even sufficient injury to require surgery.
Example 1:
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
by Reggie the Educator April 8, 2013
Get the plum distressmug. While having Doggystyle sex with your significant other you place your thumb in her asshole. There for placing "The Thumb in the Plum."
Jill was riding my ass all day about the chores I hadn't gotten to yet, so when we had sex later that night I put "The thumb in the plum."
by Broadway Harmier December 24, 2021
Get the Thumb in the plummug.