face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.
by karenladeeda October 14, 2012
Get the face plantmug. by hullllow! June 16, 2011
Get the Plant Fetishmug. person 1: lets watch "A Day in the Life of Mr Plant"
Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant
person 1: yes
Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant
person 1: yes
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
Get the Mr plantmug. by fliss1988 October 14, 2011
Get the plant barbsmug. A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
by Allie Burper August 10, 2017
Get the Plant sittermug. A strange plant that is often seen in dreams. This strange plant is Unique to every dreamer, what makes this plant so special is that if you take a bite out of it you will be granted 1 wish when you wake up.
by Track McJack August 21, 2010
Get the Phern plantmug. The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021
Get the snake plantmug.