face plant

to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.

face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.

by karenladeeda May 07, 2012

Plant Fetish

Hooking up with or being obsessed with plants, especially late at night.

We all make fun of Natalia because of her plant fetish.

by hullllow! June 16, 2011

Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.

Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.

by suchabigdildo August 19, 2012

hashtag planting

Piggybacking on a popular or trending hashtag to increase the chances of people seeing your tweet about an unrelated or related topic.

For example, if you are hosting a video game event and it's near the time of the popular "Comic Con" convention, you would do some "hashtag planting" in your event tweets and use the already popular #comiccon so that all of the people looking for info on Comic Con would also see your tweets about your event.

by MichelleInOC May 22, 2013

plant island

An island in my singing monsters that has very good monsters it is also the first island in my singing monsters. The seasonal even for plant island is spooktacle

Woah dude did you hear the plant island audio

by TOXISSOCOOL123 July 07, 2023

plant worker

(Male) A talentless douche who makes a massive amount of money and usually has their job because of a family member or friend. Has tendencies to be a dumbass motherfucker behind the wheel and is slower than shit and inconveniences you when your in a hurry. (Female) A industrial grade whore.

Bob is late for work because a plant worker can’t add and was attempting to buy everything in the convenience store.

by Fire reaper January 17, 2018

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 17, 2010