Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

pitiot

People who act like jerks and fuckin' idiots in the mosh pit. These are the people who start fights and push around smaller moshers. They also usually have their shirts off for some strange reason too.
An amalgamation of 'Pit' and 'Idiot'

Those fuckin' pitiots kicked this guy's ass at the System of a Down show.

by Metal Brian October 18, 2002

Pitines

Shortened form of saying Rick Pitino

"did you see the Louisville game last night, Pitines coached beautifully"

by G Minor January 23, 2009

Pipianaso

A bonk; to be whacked by an inanimate/animate object/thing; background information: particular to Spanish slang

I gave my brother a pipianaso on the head

by Clinty Stahwood February 10, 2010

Pitious

Adj: When something/someone is so hideous it inspires pity.

That new girl is so pitious, I feel sorry for her.

by kirad00dle January 6, 2011

Pita

Stands for "Pain In The Ass"

Used for people who are just a pain in your ass.

He drives me crazy! He's such a Pita!

You're a pita!

by Pitasgf April 29, 2009

Tuna Pita

n. A long, stinky, big pussy usually accompanied by a furburger.

"I was with this pig last night, and I went to house that tuna pita, but I couldn't see past that big ol' furburger."

by Lance Corporal Dawson Furburger April 24, 2004