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jail pants

Warm comfortable pants with no drawstring and hidden pockets worn by idiots knowing they're going to jail. (Maybe they're turning themselves in.) Pants comfortable enough to be worn everyday for up to a week, or until they finally let you out of the holding cell, that can hold a large amount of xanax.
He went to turn himself into Gwinnett County. They cut the draw string out of his favorite pants, and made him empty his pockets. He had a lot of xanax in those pockets that they took while searching him. If he had a good pair of jail pants he would have had an easier 48 hours ahead of him.
by jordanCris May 13, 2008
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France Pants

2016 Olympics, French walker Yohann Diniz poops himself during a race for the whole world to see. He had a wicked case of diarrhea, better known as "Runner's Trots". If you have a bad case of diarrhea you have "France Pants". If you poop yourself, or feel like you're about to poop yourself you have "France Pants". If you're changing a nasty loose bowel diaper, you're changing a "France Pants".
That Mexican food I had for lunch really messed up my stomach, I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I ended up with France Pants.
by Swatamagon August 27, 2016
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porn pants

Pants that appear to be poured on, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.
He was moving like a wild tiger in his porn pants, with every muscle and organ flexing for all to watch.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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Pumpy Pants

When your pants fit too tight and they collect fart gas.
Oh my pumpy pants are going to explode they're so full of gas!
by Futsi Bear May 25, 2021
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Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants

When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you

ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.
by Texas-flood February 19, 2013
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Funny in the pants

Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on
When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection

It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it
by Tonythetiler December 5, 2017
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make happy in one's pants

1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?
1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!
by Pie Brother TB January 20, 2008
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