Piguana

An individual who is both disgusting and hated.

Shamil is acting like such a piguana today.

by defbot March 2, 2011

Penguin

The incredible unstoppable force of birds that have assembled all birds, cats, and fish to help to take over the world

Repent! Repent! The penguins will enslave us all! We must su- AHHHHGGGG!!
Penguin blows off his face with a shotgun, then proceeds to order the attack and destroy New York (The state, not the city)

by TheEvilDodo June 18, 2017

pigulet

A french piglet. Wee, wee. Pronounced pig - you - wet.

Wee wee I'm a pigulet. WHERE ARE MY TRUFFLES?

by mrfoofy March 14, 2020

penguin cum

The cum of a penguin error

Penguin: *cums*
PenguinError: THE POWER OF PENGUIN CUM!!!!

by CommitDeletus August 20, 2020

Awkward Penguin

see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")

Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")

by pseudonym......111111 June 30, 2011

pittsburgh his penguin

When you suck someone’s dick and they really like it when someone chokes on their dick, because it makes them feel like they’ve got a big dick. So you like choke on the dick while sucking it, it’s like an ego booster.

“Sidney isn’t doing so good lately, I think I should pittsburgh his penguin.”

by shittyromcom May 31, 2018

Mexican Penguin

The waddle a person does with their pants around their ankles after having a bad case of diarrhea and realizing there is no toilet paper left on the roll and no back-up items in reach.

“Dude, I had to do the Mexican penguin all over the house with the backs of my legs dripping yesterday's lunch just to find something to wipe with!”

by RoboCop's Cunning Linguist August 19, 2013