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Docker Picking 

A Yorkshire, England term meaning; collecting cigarette tab ends to have when one is out of tobacco.
My girlfriend was raging mad, acting like some crazy, caged wild animal because she hadn't had a cig all day; I was down to a few pence in change, so i went docker picking and came back with enough tobacco to last her until midnight when my dole went in and i could purchase a pack of proper cigs at the all night garage.
Docker Picking by Alabama_James November 24, 2018

Piss-Pocketing 

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)
Piss-Pocketing by UglyBagel May 20, 2021

Cleveland Apple Picking 

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.

picking shit with the chickens 

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.
"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."

Picking a Roach 

Removing a pubic hair from from one's teeth after sex.
"Hey baby, what's going on?"

"Sorry, I was just picking a roach"
Picking a Roach by Evan87 October 25, 2008

cock pocketing 

Its a game where you have to put your cock in somones poket then blow a whistle to let everyone know,
1 point for a guy
2 points for a girl
5 for a black
10 for if you piss in there pocket
50 if you cum
100 if you get caught win the fight
200 if you get caught knock the other person out then Teabag them in the mouth.
" im going to go cock pocketing that guy"
* puts cock in guys pocket*
*pulls out and runs away blowing whistle*
cock pocketing by anonmotherfucker September 11, 2007