"Phootage" (noun): The unintentionally shaky and blurry video footage captured by amateur videographers using their smartphones, resulting in a visually chaotic and slightly nauseating viewing experience. Often accompanied by muffled audio and accidental finger coverings of the lens, phootage is a delightful blend of "phone" and "footage" that showcases the raw and unpolished side of modern-day documentation.
"Hey, check out this hilarious phootage I captured at the concert last night! It's like a rollercoaster ride for your eyes and a symphony of accidental finger taps for your ears!"
by psycho87 May 30, 2023
Get the Phootage mug.noun — A multifunctional phospholipid required for mammalian development that is essential for a variety of cellular processes.
Abbreviation: PE
Abbreviation: PE
"Phosphatidylethanolamine assists in the production and folding of proteins."
by Maxy BG August 5, 2023
Get the Phosphatidylethanolamine mug.A type of dive coined by the MacElroy family in episode 7 of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. it is described as the first part of a jackknife except you don't uncurl before you dive, combining the worst aspects of a belly-flop, while also drenching anyone in the surrounding area.
Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.
by NedChicane May 30, 2018
Get the Phoon mug.when girls sit down to pee and they don't even realize that they pooped. Usually happens after some good anal sex.
I went to the bathroom to pee, but surprise! It was a peoop! I guess I got stretched to much last night.
by Beaker1452 June 15, 2009
Get the peoop mug.The sound one's fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.
Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"
Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"
"Your ring piece will be burning like the fires of Mt. Doom by the time i have finished with you!"
"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"
"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"
by Splurgecentral July 14, 2009
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I just tried calling her 4 times in a row...the first call rang four times and went to voicemail and then the next 3 rang once and went to voicemail AND THEN she textd me, "what?" she's a phonophobe!
by rodski February 13, 2010
Get the phonophobe mug.A beautiful African American female, who has a very voluptuous body and a thicc booty that requires two hands for a single cheek. Her personality is almost sporadic. She can be sad at times, but when she is happy she will light up the entire
atmosphere around her with a positive vibe that is almost impossible to match. She sticks around for the people she cares about, even if at times they take her for granted.
atmosphere around her with a positive vibe that is almost impossible to match. She sticks around for the people she cares about, even if at times they take her for granted.
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