Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook October 25, 2012

pliching

Pliching is when going commando you tear a hole in your pants (either on purpose or by accident) exposing your genitals to the world. Or going commando with your fly unzipped.

After ripping a hole in my pants on my lunch break, my boss totally noticed I was pliching.

I was at the club and didn't notice my fly was down. I was pliching everyone!

by Von Dirty September 30, 2013

Philating

Misspelling based on the word Fellatio, also known as oral sex on a man.

The corporate news media goes to great lengths to keep congratulating itself on being progressive, when it is actually being regressive. When do not need all this auto-PHILATING fan-fare in the "news".

by DoorKnobHead September 7, 2016

Pinching Her Lip

When a girl pinches her lip she is sending a signal to someone that she is sexually frustrated/Horny

Tony: Did you see Veronica pinching her lip today at me during lunch?

Bob: yeah man shes must be sexually frustrated

by esteban julio ricardo dela ros December 28, 2016

Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend

Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook

by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017

pitching arm

Hand that your are the best at Masturbating with

Why are you using your left hand.. is that your pitching arm?..

by SlydeXXX January 20, 2018

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018