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phd

i have a phd (pretty hairy dick)
by youmum_69 August 3, 2022
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PhD

Hey, Dexter, want to know how to get the sexworkers to lower their asking price?
Go on then.
Tell them you have a PhD!
by Benjamin Stocks September 26, 2021
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PHD

I'm not all that excited to see your spring break pics on insta, I've still got PHD
by jlovecoollikedat September 12, 2016
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Flopper PhD

The sex act of having a person spread eagle at the bottom of a staircase, while a another person stands at the top of the stairs then proceeds to dolphin dive and lands into her.
Person one: Have you seen Stacy?
Person two: I haven't seen Stacy since she talked about wanting a Flopper PhD.
Person one: I hope she's okay.
by TheDeadYeti February 6, 2025
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PHD

Post Hamilton Depression: Feeling depressed or upset after watching/listening to Hamilton
I've got such a bad case of PHD today
by AMessageFromTheKing March 6, 2018
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Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.
Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."
by albinorineo August 9, 2010
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PHD

I only use my "PHD" on special occasions.
by Suffering_from_BBS June 10, 2021
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