parkingsons

When you forget where you left your car.

I popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when I came out I came down with a real bad dose of Parkingsons. For the life of me I couldn't remember where I left my car.

by El Libero Eoghan November 30, 2015

Parking Lot Piece

When you get a piece of pussy in the parking lot.

Jason chad is getting him a parking lot piece.

by SlyDog1989 June 21, 2018

perringraph

Perringraph: noun
Paragraphs characterised by continuous, non-stop flow of words that lack pauses, breaks or punctuation.

She won't stop talking, it's like she's speaking in perringraphs.

by doopitydooda July 12, 2021

attitude parking

parking in any sideways, irregular or sassy manner, such as taking up two parking spaces at the same time.

Old Woman: "OH those youths and their attitude parking... it pisses me off."

by Brittany Heintz December 31, 2008

dom perkins

one who is sexually frustrated and refuses to masturbate.

Lauren: dom go masturbate
Dom perkins: no just have sex with me

by Joe Stacked December 9, 2007

player parking

similar to rock star parking, player parking is not limited to spots in front of a club or bar, but even the prime spot in front of the burrito place which allows you to keep an eye on your car while you are ordering/eating

I can leave my windows down and not worry about my shit gettin jacked because i got player parking

by DKStamos16 March 21, 2008

Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009