turkey perch

A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.

Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "

by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009

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twerk for percs

When a ratchet-type female makes her way into the traphouse, and instead of paying for her candies like most others, she moves her glutious-maximus in an awkward-gyrating motion in an attempt to lure a percocet out of someone.

"Watch this breezie twerk for percs!"

by Very Best September 16, 2013

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one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

by Chuck November 18, 2003

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Perceptor

An Autobot sceintist who transforms into a microscope. Also a nerd.

That Perceptor is such a nerd.

by Bobby April 10, 2005

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Percy Ingle

London slang for something you really like, most commonly used in relation to music. It basically translates as 'personal favourite' and seems to have arisen in relation to a small London chain of shops called 'Percy Ingle'.

"I'm loving this tune. It's a percy ingle."

by Badga T August 9, 2009

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