penbow

when your penis has an elbow

Gary's penis is so huge he has a penbow!!!

by mr ttibbles jits October 23, 2005

penisocity

The level of your male partners arousal, usually measured on a scale of 1 to 10. One being the lowest, in other words, flacid/limp. and ten being the highest.

Hopefully, in ordinary day to day situations i.e shopping, washing the car or walking to the pub, your bloke is hopefully rated as a one, but as things start to heat up in the bedroom department, he increases to a (rather stonking) ten.....WOO-HOO!!
Usually, a good shagging can start to take place at around a level 7-8, as the penis will carry on swelling while you bonk away!!!

To find the level off your partners penisocity, either have a cheeky feel, or ask him what level of penisocity he is at!!!

by Emma-Louise August 28, 2006

penlope

Beautiful kind hearted women, she is a great mother and mother in law. She is always going out of her way to help others. She is a wonderful grandmother

Would you please act like penlope?

Penlope would be a good role model. For you.

by Mommybearof2boys December 23, 2016

penson

Peodophile; Craddle Snatcher

Penson you Peodophile

by Gareth_Beams April 22, 2005

penson

Has sex with children. Sometimes for money. This is because he is too fucking ugly and retarded to get women his own age.

See cradle snatcher

Hi little children, come to see me at the swings, and we'll have "sweets"

by Dave Davidson April 26, 2005

penocraphy

Pernocraphy

state of gov, where rule is by the largest penis!

Dang homie, if i lived there id be leader of that penocraphy

by pizimp February 14, 2005

penno's

slang term for a pensioner.

look at that penno's huge coat.

by peewee0009 December 15, 2008