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Sam Penny's lover (not lover)

AN IDIOT
BLANK HIM
COMMON
SHOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO YEHUDA
'WOW Sam Penny's lover (not lover) IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING'

Penny's Gambit 

Claiming your team has a COVID outbreak in order to avoid playing against a strong opponent.
Penny Hardaway claimed his Memphis Tigers had COVID so they wouldn't have to face Rick Barnes and the Tennessee Volunteers. He used the old Penny's Gambit. It's a bold move, but at least avoids the loss and he can still claim that his team was superior even though they contracted COVID and Tennessee didn't.
Penny's Gambit by LastBoyScout January 4, 2022

What's a penny made out of? 

Instead of saying "cop!", you can ask this question and not seem obvious.

"What's a penny made out of?" Copper"

Used to signal the presence of a cop.
barthalamule: Hey Joe, what's a penny made out of?
joe: Copper

penny social 

snack food made of mackerel or sardines...similar to tuna salad...with vinegar added.
In the early days of the South, black people would sell this item, which was served on a cracker, for one cent each at certain functions or gatherings, hence the name "penny socials"
Grandma made penny socials for our picnic
penny social by stike a poser August 11, 2004

Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009

penny stealing jew 

A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's
You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!