swank face, on a penthouse body

a girl that has a good looking body, like it could be in penthouse magazine, but something has her face looking like she is from the trailer park which only qualifies her for swank magazine. She has the perfect form for taking a cup of throat yogurt.

L: Check out that bitch.
T: Yeah but look at her face.
L: Oh Shit.
T: Yeah thats a swank face, on a penthouse body.

by T Y February 7, 2007

peniwhacker

Someone who whacks off any random penis thats put before them with out asking any questions

My goodness you are a great peniwhacker.

by Rod Lemmiwinks Stewartson March 5, 2018

Penishoe

A HOE FOR DA PENIS. OKAY?

"UGH, YOU PENISHOE!"

by penishoe July 3, 2018

Penthouse

Vodka and pineapple mixed drink . A top shelf cocktail with a top floor name for bad and boujee bitches.

Patron: I’ll take a penthouse

Bartender: a what? I’m not familiar

Patron: A Tito’s and pineapple 🍍🤨

Bartender: oh right of course

by The freshness February 4, 2020

Penits

How an infant, or someone not well versed in English pronunciation, might pronounce the word "penis."

Two-year old: I yav a penits! RAWR!

by NinjaJoey October 16, 2008

penit

Having a small penis.

Dylan has a penit.

Girls don't like Dylan's penit.

You refer to Dylan's small penis as a penit.

by Brooks Hanna November 24, 2007

penitentiary darts

many prison inmates whacking off on a cracker, the last one to perform this action eats the cracker

Timothy McVeigh now gets to enjoy the pleasure and nutritional factors of playing penitentiary darts.

by harry January 21, 2003