Penile delinquency

The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.

Hey bro, heard about your penile delinquency. That really sucks man!

by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019

penile extension

a car which compensates for your penis that is 1/3 of a micron long when you poped a boner...

nice penile extension, bob

by http://www.animegamingforums.com February 27, 2005

penile infarction

V. Attack by a penis.
N. The act of being attacked by a penis.

Sally just got a penile infarction. She was just standing there when all of the sudden Henry's penis just started attacking her!

by JessD December 30, 2007

Penile rupture

Where the penis is ruptured by extreme masturbation.

"My Penis is bleeding because of a "penile rupture"

by sphynctor December 8, 2009

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

Penile Rejection

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!

"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."

by blumehauser March 6, 2010

penile code

Refers to da "rule" dat states dat if a dude "gets caught" subsequent to his delightful dallying --- i.e., da girl gets preggo --- he will then hafta "pay da consequences", i.e., resign himself to either fatherhood or child-support payments for da foreseeable future.

If da penile code was truly and stricitly enforced, there would likely be fewer teenage pregnancies and extra-marital affairs in this country.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019