club penguin member

12-year-old girl who stole Daddy's credit card to buy virtual clothes for her penguin avatar on the scam known as Club Penguin. If she's not a snob who spends her weekends verbally abusing non-members, she's a pedo. Avoid her at all costs. Hell, you should probably avoid Club Penguin in general at all costs.

First, my daughter made me buy her 35 Webkinz. Then all the kids at school decided that being a Club Penguin member was cooler than Webkinz so she took my credit card and went on there and bought a membership! I was so mad!

by Disvan September 26, 2010

Mista Penguin

A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.

He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.

person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"

person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"

by MizzEverest August 23, 2011

penguins

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005

Penguin

A flightless bird

Dat's a big penguin

by XxUnknowxX March 6, 2017

getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).

Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!

by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006

club penguin pookie

a club penguin pookie is a "baby" penguin. they use language like: wes, wista, bwoder, mwommy, dwaddy, and more.

pookie 1: I nweed a mwommy
pookie 2: can I be your wista
pookie 1: wes
pookie 3: can I be your bwoder
pookie 1: wes
that's what club penguin pookies are.

by TheBestAnimalJammerGirl August 11, 2014

Mr Penguin

Mr penguin is a very famous penguin. He loves to eat fish and cheese. He makes very funny youtube videos by the username coolpersonsoOMG
He is is a billion air! and has been penguin prime minister!

Mr penguin is so cool

by Professional Ubraner June 18, 2017