pedifile

when you are 19 and you fuck a 15 year old your friends might call you a pedifile.

"biz, did you really fuck a 15 year old, wow your a pedifile

by joe peppe April 15, 2008

pedigree chum

The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.

Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.

by steve_rogers_is_dead June 16, 2008

pediphagia

To eat one's own foot.

Mark: Your mom is hot, too bad your dad is boning another woman
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!

by Mr. Peterson August 31, 2008

korey pedigo

he defines the word sexy... he's like the most wonderful person on the face of the earth... and apsolutely the most perfect guy in the history of the universe, and the guy that i'll prolly never get my heart back from...<3

jade: omg! im so happy me and *korey* are dating... i hope were together for like a long time!
hana: ugh... could you please shutup about that "kid"...

jade: omg! im so happy me and *korey* are dating... i hope were together for like a long time!
hana: ugh... could you please shutup about that "kid"...

by jade March 19, 2004

Peditorosis

Peditorosis is the medical term for chronic losing. Peditorosis affects only men and reduces their chances of success with the opposite sex. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: giving a girl too much attention, oozing desperation, being terrified of rejection, and lacking self-confidence. Put simply, you lose your ability to exude awesome or win. Oh and it can be contagious.

Stacy: "Did you hear? Bobby Havens brought flowers to his first date. How could anyone be that lame?"

Amanda: "I guess you don't know. He has peditorosis."

Stacy: "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. That explains A LOT..."

by JGunz December 2, 2010

pediambidextrous

Having equally proficient use of both the left and right feet.

Pediambidextrous people are of elite caliber, possessing an almost unnatural aptitude when employing their limbs.

Bob D: Hey Clint, I've been wondering: is Missy pediambidextrous?
Clint: Why yes, she is proficient with both feet.

by DJ Brochacho April 17, 2011

Pedioerotophobia

Fear of sex dolls.

Dave: Did you see my new sex doll?
Chris: No! I can't; I've got Pedioerotophobia!
Dave: ...

by Server Socket July 19, 2013