Tooty Pebbles

Inadvertant output of solid matter when attempting gasseous release.

I tried to eek one out on the crowded train but ended up with tooty pebbles in my britches.

by dknysquid February 19, 2009

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nebble pebble

when you empty your shitube and your turds feel like they are made of stone. They often look like rabbit feces.

I ate johns nebble pebbles on a dare

by ugh2 April 21, 2017

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Carrot Peelers

where 2 vaginas rub a dick that has a boner and is vertical. The 2 girls rub their vagina each side of the dick.

Man 1: wanna carrot peelers
Woman 1 and 2: sure

by miss my niwwa911 March 17, 2019

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One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

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