prison pearls

Permanently implanting marbles or like objects +not all are round) in a mans 'member' for his bf's pleasure during a stent in prison

Those are my prison pearls, I had them done for my 'wife' when I got out.

by Tools#1fan June 24, 2024

Heavenly Pearls

term used to describe breasts, emphasizing their softness, beauty, and graceful allure.

"She moved with such grace, her heavenly pearls glowing under the soft light."

by misscherrypie December 27, 2024

black pearls

Female Rage. That's it. All women have these, you just need to go get them, re-discover them, at some point you better go get your black pearls, fasten them gently around your neck, and let's fucking go. Black pearls is a representation of female rage. Get it, instead of clutching your iridescent mother-of-pearl Stepford pearls, you are going goth, you are resisting. Non-conformity. A subtle threat against the enabler establishment and predominant male-dominated paradigm.

Kitty (Musician): "Under the trees, I found a box of black pearls. I couldn't believe that it could change our known world. Under the stars one night I opened it up the box and your voice remembering who tf she is; a dark force came pouring out like old. As silent as the whisper in the wind rage Lonely words were hovering within. If I ever let the darkness come alive rage I swear I wont be turning round. If I ever let the darkness come alive I swear that I wont turn around. We found a perfect system to replace all our worn out sins. Turn around I feel you near.

Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"

Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls

by williet hughnot February 14, 2025

Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.

Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.

by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025

Tom Pearlification

The act of smearing shit on your face then proceeding to eat your own diarrhea, then to wash it all down you drink your on piss

"Yo bro do u wanna do the Tom Pearlification?"

by Trixzzdd April 3, 2026

Earth Pearls

The edible rhizome of Stachys affinis also known as crosne, Japanese artichoke, or knotroot. The rhizome looks like white pearls pressed together and tastes like a gentle and slightly sweet radish raw. When cooked it takes like a slightly nuttier artichoke.

You can harvest earth pearls in the fall.

by MsWolf October 25, 2025

rubies and pearls

When you have sex with a girl on her period, pull out, then tit fuck her and bust.

Shes a champion,she even let me do a rubies and pearls.

by Jabyl Burns November 7, 2020