feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018

Krappy Patty

Someone is the opposite of the deliciousness that defines a Krabby Patty.

He was so gross, he was a Krappy Patty

by KTSobreCasa November 18, 2011

Veggie Patties

A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike!

"I'm Hungry"

"VEGGIE PATTIES"

"Sea King fuck yeah!"

"Holy shit an anteater!"

by Rofl Mc'Waffle June 13, 2008

Patti J

A vagina

He touched my Patti J

by JGoldphish June 23, 2016

Sloppy Patty

When a dog shits so you pick up the shit and slap it back on the dogs arse

I’ma sloppy patty the shit outta that dog

by Meaningsdefinitions September 29, 2018

Pattie Shack

clapping your girlfriends cheeks in a janky storage shed.

damn i took her to the pattie shack last night.

by Cambridge Dictionary September 28, 2018

Patty Mcswainous

The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.

Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous

by Kramsuit August 31, 2013