Pathetic

Pathetic (adj.) - To be like Michelle Olivier Cayard.

Olivier: I have no friends
Me: You're pathetic

by sdaht15 April 15, 2019

Pathetic bish

A girl who thinks just because her boyfriend is a fukin psychopath means that she can talk shit all she wants and get away with it , all the while hiding behind her boyfriend like a pathetic bitch when someone confronts her ass

“Man Karen is such a pathetic bish”

by Ironically_sensical July 1, 2019

Pathetic

When you send your other number 1900 text messages then share a screenshot your status viewers, pretending a significant person likes you that much

Makhosyzana done a pathetic for views.

Bongani "genuinely though? What you did was actually pathetic"

by Khosi July 25, 2019

Pathetic

a word frequently used by bobitas every time they are having an argument

Mas nakakahiya pa nga ginawa mo. Asking for sympathy? How pathetic.

by hAkd0g September 28, 2019

Prothetical

When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.

This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?

by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019

Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.

When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!

by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019

Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019