Pathetic

Someone so ugly and bad at everything.
Michelle Bird is pathetic.
by Michelle Bird August 18, 2022
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Pathetic

arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness, or miserably inadequate.

A perfect example would be You
Alone on Christmas day? wow, you are so pathetic.
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pathetic

A person that a lot of people could just automatically start rolling their damn eyes at while feeling sorry and probably laugh at them at the same time they are so pitiful and weak.
That guy who just transferred to the department we work in at the factory is so pathetic when it comes to meeting the most simple expectations from the supervisor, and never does any shit correctly that he's instructed to do while in the workplace.
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Pathetic

When you send your other number 1900 text messages then share a screenshot your status viewers, pretending a significant person likes you that much
Makhosyzana done a pathetic for views.

Bongani "genuinely though? What you did was actually pathetic"
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Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).
Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...
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pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic
wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington
by candy sanchez November 06, 2008
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