munter gathering

being muntered and trying to gather friends having lost them
OR
gathering munters in order to expell them

closing time, time for a spot of munter gathering

by anton+jo+taylor+sarsy+hattie January 14, 2004

pampering prick

The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.

Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

Patering

Anal sex between two male people

Im so gonna patera you!

by Steve December 1, 2003

gathering

Typically a collection of 2 or more individual people. In many cases, one's name may be Kerri resulting in a somewhat youthful atmosphere.

Kerri plans on going to a gathering.

by taka January 8, 2005

Magic the Gathering

of virgins. $12/ 60 cards = you got jacked, preteen!

"Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.

by Tom the Thumb February 5, 2005

Fathering Juice

Male ejaculate.

Oh no, I've released my fathering juice preemptively.

by nihlismrules December 9, 2011